The Ghost that hides within me........

Who has time for relationships when you have the whole forest to protect? ((My Seussical OC from the Lorax!)) force(s) of nature

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Jun 18

The day my OC becomes one of those famous blogs, my life will be complete.


Mar 18

Timeline Warp-Zone (What Came After) ; Act 1

  • Well, it only took all night but here it goes!
  • shankress: -comes upon truffula tree- awesome -hugs tree-
  • truffulatree: *swaysway*
  • thelorax: *sittting under the truffula tree*
  • shankress: *comes upon the lorax* hello there
  • truffulatree: *drops a truffula fruit....and it hts the Lorax's head*
  • crystal: -walks down road with acoustic guitar- -grumbling- Of course my brother leaves me to walk..
  • shankress: *picks up truffula fruit and eats it*
  • crystal: I hate walking.....
  • thelorax: Hey what was that for! *looks up at the truffula* Oh well, can't stay mad at you.
  • truffulatree: *sways happily*
  • crystal: Wow! these trees looks so fuzzy! *reaches up and pets tree*
  • shankress: *sees person out in the distance*
  • crystal: *notices other person* oh, hi there!
  • thelorax: *hears voices, looks around, curious*
  • shankress: hey!
  • shankress: watcha doing out here? *replying to person*
  • crystal: My brother told me i have to walk to the next city..... all because i played video games..
  • crystal: *groans*
  • shankress: oh.
  • shankress: how mean!
  • shankress: well come over here you look like you need to rest
  • thelorax: *gets up and begins to walk toward the sound of the voices*
  • crystal: *surprised* oh, thanks!
  • truffulatree: *curiously sways*
  • crystal: *looks back up* these trees be so fuzzy.... -3-
  • crystal: *pets tree*
  • thelorax: *out from under the trees, sees the people in the afternoon light*
  • crystal: *realizes shes petting a tree and sits down and facepalms*
  • shankress: So where ya heading?
  • crystal: hm... whats the name of the city again? oh yeah, DeviantWorld.
  • shankress: oh.
  • shankress: sounds nice
  • thelorax: *approaches cautiously*
  • crystal: *hears noise* *sees lorax* oh hello there!
  • thelorax: Hello?
  • shankress: lorax, this is uh.. what's your name miss?
  • crystal: Its Crystal.
  • thelorax: Hello, Crystal.
  • shankress: lorax, crystal. crystal, lorax
  • crystal: Cool name.
  • thelorax: *smiles gently*
  • shankress: the lorax is the guardian of the forest
  • thelorax: I speak for the trees!
  • truffulatree: *sways in the distance*
  • shankress: *smile* yes, yes he does.
  • crystal: Cool! I speak for the..... uh..... Anime fandom?
  • shankress: um okkeeey
  • thelorax: Interesting. Never heard of that.
  • crystal: *looks at lorax**grins* PASTAaaaaaa
  • shankress: I speak for the lorax, for sometimes he isn't heard out.
  • shankress: I use actions to get people's attention (:
  • crystal: -looks at lorax- with a mustache that big, id think everyone would notice you.
  • shankress: *giggles silently* nobody really hears him out though
  • thelorax: *grunts* Yeah well.
  • shankress: so I make sure people have their ears open to him
  • crystal: *giggles* ok then!
  • shankress: other than that i help take care of the forest
  • thelorax: Which i appreciate!
  • crystal: *giggles more* i dont think i could close my ears...
  • crystal: That was a badddd joke. *facepalms*
  • shankress: umm....
  • thelorax: *narrows eyes*
  • shankress: *sees lorax* it's cool dude
  • shankress: she's cool
  • shankress: she won't cause harm
  • thelorax: *nose twitches* Alright
  • truffulatree: *stops swaying*
  • crystal: I think all this walking has turned my brain to mush. not literally..but...you know.
  • thelorax: *notices the tree*
  • shankress: *looks up at truffula tree*
  • shankress: what's the matter?
  • carson: -walked from her home that was built between the river and the lake with the humming fish.-
  • crystal: *sees others look at it and looks up at it too and expects to see a dragon*
  • thelorax: Distress coming, perhaps.
  • carson: -sighs contently as she walked through the Truffula trees quietly. This was such a beautiful, quiet, peaceful place.-
  • crystal: ... *starts petting tree like its a cat*
  • truffulatree: *sways quickly*
  • shankress: *pets the truffula tree* easy now
  • crystal: *smiles at tree* *giggles*
  • thelorax: *mustache twitches*
  • shankress: *sees lorax* sup dude?
  • crystal: *looks at lorax* whaaat?
  • crystal: *leans back onto grass* :D
  • truffulatree: *photosynthis*
  • thelorax: *returns to his post under the truffula tree*
  • carson: *Looks ahead to the strange people up ahead standing with a fuzzy looking peanut.*
  • carson: "Hello!" She said curiously. She's never seen so many people in the forest before.
  • shankress: *sees yet another person coming along*
  • thelorax: *turns to see another person standing*
  • shankress: hello there traveler!
  • crystal: *doesnt realize she is rolling down hill until she ends up in pond* WHAT THE_
  • truffulatree: *sways curiously*
  • crystal: IM WET
  • shankress: Oh no!
  • thelorax: Well...*sighs*
  • carson: *carson sweatdrops as she sees the girl falling down the hill into the lake with the humming fish*
  • shankress: here crystal, let me help you
  • crystal: DID I DAYDREAM AGAIN.....
  • shankress: i guess so
  • crystal: DX When i daydream, i have this habit of falling/walking/rolling into a pond.
  • crystal: Its weird.
  • shankress: uhh i see
  • thelorax: *watches on curiously, never having seen such an interesting group of people*
  • crystal: ....Whaaaat? my brother starts to shout out random stuff when he daydreams... >.>
  • truffulatree: *waiting for a barbaloot*
  • shankress: it's okay.ummm
  • shankress: looks like you and your brother are quite the pair huh?
  • crystal: ..I guess... I better go. My brother is expecting me..
  • carson: *doesn't know what to say to this group of people* "What are you all doing here?"
  • *Everyone waves goodbye to crystal as she disappears in the distance*
  • shankress: well crystal left.
  • shankress: looks like it's just us now guys
  • thelorax: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! I am the guardian of the forest!
  • shankress: *pats lorax on thehead* okay dude. we get it
  • truffulatree: *sways behind the lorax*
  • thelorax: *narrows eyes* That person asked what we were doing here!
  • carson: *sighs* "Indeed I am. I live here. You don't have to answer. I was just curious."
  • shankress: Well *looks over to person*
  • shankress: we are protectors of the forest. let's just leave it at that
  • thelorax: *nods peacefully* How about you?
  • shankress: yeah. who are you?
  • truffulatree: *photosynthesis*
  • carson: "I live here in the forest. My name is Carson. I've been here a pretty long time."
  • shankress: really??
  • thelorax: I've never seen you.
  • shankress: huh. guesss we didn't notice
  • shankress: you must live far for us not to see you
  • carson: "How strange. I don't often go out much. I stay at home and tend to the garden and other things. Even the animals. I live between the river and the lake with the humming fish."
  • thelorax: *disappointed, murmurs quietly to himself* But...I should know this person...
  • shankress: Hmmm.
  • truffulatree: *sways quietly*
  • shankress: guess you were to preoccupied with the once-ler and everyone else to notice him
  • thelorax: Ah, Beanpole...*said with almost a fondness*
  • shankress: but now that the once-ler is not here, i suppose you should have noticed
  • carson: *Brightly blushes* "W-what? How did you..." *nervously laughs* "Oh I don't knowwhat you mean!"
  • thelorax: *is confused*
  • shankress: what are you babbling about?
  • carson: -pokerface- Nothing....SO!...it's a nice day."
  • shankress: i gueeesss. i mean it's like this everyday so
  • truffulatree: *drops a fruit*
  • thelorax: *picks fruit up and nibbles into it*
  • shankress: *notices smell of butterfly milk coming from truffula tufts*
  • thelorax: And I am the Lorax.
  • truffulatree: *swaysway*
  • truffulatree: *swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay*
  • shankress: *pets truffula tree*
  • thelorax: *smiles at the truffula swaying*
  • truffulatree: *swaaaay to the left*
  • truffulatree: *swaaaay to the right*
  • thelorax: Almost like its....dancing
  • shankress: *looks at truffula tree*
  • thelorax: What shall we do today? *said with a small sadness in his voice*
  • shankress: I guess we can sing a little just to pass the time
  • truffulatree: *stops swaying*
  • shankress: *looks up at truffula tree* maybe not
  • thelorax: *saunters over to the tree and places a hand on its bark*
  • truffulatree: *feels cold to the touch*
  • thelorax: Hmm...something is wrong.
  • thelorax: Tell me what's wrong...*closes his eyes*
  • thelorax: *opens them* Something is wrong, but I can't tell what.
  • shankress: How can you tell, Lorax?
  • shankress: *looks up at cold tree* from the tree?
  • thelorax: Because the tree...the tree is cold and it isn't moving. Its almost whispering, I can hear it just faintly.
  • shankress: Oh.
  • shankress: *looks up at tree*
  • thelorax: I don't know what to do.
  • thelorax: I think the only thing I can do is keep my eyes open.
  • shankress: *comes up and pats tree* it's okay there.
  • shankress: I think it senses trouble among us.
  • thelorax: What...do you mean by that?
  • shankress: what if the once-ler is coming back?
  • thelorax: *falls silent*
  • shankress: He's what almost made our world get destroyed.
  • thelorax: *casts eyes downward*
  • shankress: Lucky enough he left.
  • thelorax: Would he make the same mistakes again? *whispering*
  • truffulatree: *drops a very small bit of truffula tuft*
  • shankress: *looks out into the distance and sighs*
  • shankress: let's hope he stays away
  • thelorax: *notices the truffula fruit, begins to sulk away*
  • shankress: *notices withering fruit on the ground* Where do you think the barbaloots could've gone?
  • thelorax: *still walking away, replies gloomily* I don't know.
  • thelorax: *stops suddenly*
  • thelorax: What am I doing! *is suddenly worried*
  • shankress: *becomes worried* don't leave again please.
  • thelorax: I...won't I... I just can't bear the thought of him destroying everything again.
  • shankress: There are still trees to protect this time. *leans on one knee and puts hand on the Lorax's shoulder*
  • shankress: It'll be fine
  • shankress: So long as Beanpole doesn't come back.
  • thelorax: *looks up hopefully* And we could stop him if he decided to, right?
  • shankress: *smiles at Lorax with confidence* yes, of course we can.
  • shankress: That's what we do
  • thelorax: We speak for the trees *smiling*
  • truffulatree: *drops a ripe fruit*
  • shankress: *smiles along, looking at truffula tree* and Truffula trees are what everyone needs
  • shankress: *picks up ripe fruit and stares at it*
  • thelorax: Not Thneeds.
  • thelorax: *watches on*
  • shankress: Definitely not Thneeds
  • thelorax: I'm glad things are peacful again...*looks up at the truffula*
  • shankress: yeah me too
  • truffulatree: *sways happilly*
  • shankress: Good thing. good thing *gets lost in thought*
  • thelorax: *begins to rest thoughtfully under the truffula*
  • once-ler: -loudly singing and playing his guitar in the distance-
  • shankress: *rests along with lorax*
  • shankress: *hears familiar song*
  • shankress: oh no
  • thelorax: *almost begins to fall asleep*
  • thelorax: Hmm? *doesn't hear it*
  • shankress: *worries* lorax, hey lorax
  • shankress: wake up.
  • shankress: we got trouble!
  • once-ler: NANANANANA~ BOOBOO NANANA~ -coming closer-
  • thelorax: Trouble? *wakes up*
  • shankress: *sees once-ler. *widens eyes. gasps*
  • shankress: HE'S BACK!
  • truffulatree: *stops swaying*
  • once-ler: -spins around, still loudly singing and playing guitar-
  • shankress: oh man oh man oh man
  • shankress: lorax!
  • shankress: dude wake upppp!!!
  • thelorax: He's back! *is tempted to hide, but thinks better of it*
  • carson: *looks up to see the once-ler* "Oncie!?" She sends a half smile and jumps up
  • shankress: This is not good
  • carson: -waving to him.-
  • truffulatree: *is scared*
  • shankress: shh carson!
  • thelorax: *is scared too*
  • carson: *shushes* "Whats wrong?"
  • once-ler: -stops playing- Huh? -turns around-
  • shankress: OH no!
  • once-ler: Someone say my name...?
  • thelorax: *steps out from under the tree and faces the Once-ler in the sun*
  • shankress: *sees lorax* lorax stop!
  • carson: "Wait...Lorax what are you doing??" Carson follows him.
  • thelorax: *frowns*
  • thelorax: I need to do this.
  • thelorax: *turns to Once-ler* Why are you here?
  • shankress: no. please.
  • once-ler: -looks up- Huh? Oh, it's you...
  • shankress: *puts on poker face*
  • once-ler: Hello Lorax
  • truffulatree: *drops a truffula fruit on Oncie's head*
  • once-ler: Can not be here--OW -rubs head-
  • thelorax: *mouth twitches, tries not to laught*
  • carson: "Hi Oncie!" *waves* "What brings you here?"
  • once-ler: Anyways, what? Can I not be here?
  • shankress: No you cant *she said as she came next to the lorax*
  • thelorax: You're going to ruin everything again.
  • once-ler: Why not?--what?!
  • shankress: we wont let you though
  • once-ler: I can't be here to relax?!
  • shankress: No. Get out. *points to distance*
  • carson: "You don't plan on cutting down the truffula trees again do you?" *carson says sadly*
  • onceler: What?! No. You can't make me leave! I don't plan to cut down any trees...
  • once-ler: Does it look like I have an axe? -hold up guitar-
  • carson: "Theeen I don't mind him staying. No harm done so far." -smiles and bounces-
  • thelorax: Yes, we can. *stands tall for his short height*
  • shankress: Good. cause you'll be LONG outta here before then
  • once-ler: -looks down on the Lorax- Right...
  • shankress: *stands infront of lorax tall* i can
  • once-ler: Will you calm down, I'm not going to cut down any trees.
  • thelorax: Then why are you here?
  • shankress: We don't trust you
  • once-ler: I'm here. Because I just want to play my guitar. Under a tree or by the river.
  • shankress: Go find another place for that
  • once-ler: There's no other place that's better than this....
  • thelorax: *almost trusts him for a moment, but regains his mind* We can't let you do that.
  • once-ler: Why not!?
  • shankress: because you almost destroyed it!
  • thelorax: And it isn't going to happen again.
  • shankress: We won't let it
  • once-ler: -sighs with heavily grief- I don't have an axe! I'm not going to cut down any trees!
  • shankress: *noticing no axe* did you bring a whole family of tree cutters with you?
  • thelorax: *peers around*
  • once-ler: No! ....They don't want to deal with me... And I don't want to deal with them...
  • shankress: we know you wouldn't cut down trees but that doesn't mean other people wont do it for you.
  • thelorax: *frowns*
  • shankress: *looks cautiously* hmmm
  • onceler: You can check. I didn't bring anyone... Just, my guitar.
  • shankress: Don't lie.
  • norma: *jumps our from behind a truffula time*
  • norma: He came with me!
  • shankress: *sees girl*
  • norma: Isn't that right!
  • shankress: whoah!
  • pyrathepyro: loud BOOM and the sight of a figure covered in soot flies across the sky
  • shankress: who are you?
  • norma: Hey? Who are whoo??
  • once-ler: -turns around- Oh, Norma! -smiles-
  • shankress: i don't know
  • shankress: *hugs lorax in fear*
  • thelorax: How...do you know her?
  • norma: *looks back at Once-ler* Hey, You said no one would be here.
  • once-ler: -coughs- shemusthavefollowedme -cough-
  • shankress: *looks with confused face* are you serious?
  • pyrathepyro: "Okay mixing those two compund a baaaad idea" Stand up brussing offf soot
  • once-ler: Uhhh.... well.... About that....So
  • pyrathepyro: Oh hey people HII *waves at everyone. nobody notices*
  • once-ler: That's what I thought...
  • norma: What! Well, it's right that you didn't exactly invite me...
  • once-ler: Apparently, not.
  • once-ler: Uhhh -scratches back of head-
  • shankress: okay this is out of wack! what's going on here once-ler?
  • thelorax: Yeah, explain yourself!
  • norma: *Whisper's to lorax* He wanted to get away from the city, but I wouldn't let him
  • thelorax: *looks at her like she's crazy*
  • pyrathepyro: Excuse me but do any of you know where I am?
  • ted: *blowing this shing ding*
  • shankress: *looks at new stranger* uhhh
  • once-ler: -heavily sighs- Ugh, all I wanted to do was to relax and play my guitar! That's all I wanted to do!
  • shankress: *looks back at once-ler* well get out
  • shankress: we don't trust you
  • thelorax: *exhales*
  • once-ler: Calm down, it's just Norma. She isn't going to hurt anyone.
  • shankress: where did all these other people come from then? *gestures at everyone else*
  • pyrathepyro: No really where am I? I need to figure out where my fireworks blew me.
  • norma: I might take a swing at you, if you don't introduce me kindly!
  • once-ler: Ngh. Fine...yourpuncheshurtanyways.
  • pyrathepyro: Geez okay the names Pyra. I specialize in makin firewoks
  • shankress: oh boy *buts hand on head*
  • thelorax: *is so confused, falls on the ground on his butt*
  • norma: *sees ted* Wow, hey, this kid is adorable!
  • norma: *pats Once-ler* If we had grandchildren, I bet they would look like him
  • once-ler: jdclcsng -slightly blushes- Don't say that!!
  • shankress: *widens eyes*
  • thelorax: *looks horrified, points at Norma and Once-ler*
  • thelorax: Are you two...
  • ted: uhh...
  • shankress: *looks at lorax*
  • thelorax: together?
  • pyrathepyro: *Looks confused*
  • once-ler: -sighs- Lorax, Shanks...this is Norma. My...girlfriend...
  • shankress: *mind blown*
  • shankress: what??
  • once-ler: Norma, Lorax, Shanks.
  • thelorax: WHAT?
  • ted: whoa when did you get a girlfriend once-ler
  • once-ler: Norma, this is the Lorax and Shanks
  • once-ler: -swallows- Uhm...a while back...?
  • shankress: you brought your girlfriend??
  • thelorax: YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO RUIN EVERYTHING, BUT YOU CAME HERE WITH YOUR... GIRLFRIEND?
  • once-ler: Well...she followed me...
  • norma: Thank you. *lightly pecks Once-ler on cheek* He wanted a girlfriend because...
  • shankress: what in the name of ....
  • once-ler: IS THAT A PROBLEM?
  • pyrathepyro: wow for being a gurdian you sure yell loudly
  • once-ler: ngh... -blushes-
  • shankress: *confused*
  • norma: ....I am a boat load of fun. *punches his arm*
  • ted: Something about this seems...oddd
  • thelorax: That kid is right.
  • shankress: *huddles with lorax*
  • shankress: this is wack, lorax
  • once-ler: Oww!! -rubs arm- Norma...
  • thelorax: I know!
  • norma: I know you like it.
  • shankress: are we gonna let them stay?
  • pyrathepyro: Anyone want to buy some fireworks? I think I have some that haven't exploded
  • once-ler: Shush.
  • ted: fireworks sound fun!
  • thelorax: I...don't know.
  • norma: Hey, hey, I have an idea!
  • shankress: *breaks huddle*
  • askoncelercosplay: ...?
  • thelorax: Yes, yes, what is it?
  • ted: whats that?
  • pyrathepyro: Really what kind do you want?
  • ted: the best kind you have!
  • norma: Let's play a crazy game called TRUTH AND DARE.
  • shankress: Let's not!
  • norma: It'll be fun!
  • thelorax: Uh, no thanks! *gets up to walk away*
  • once-ler: -facepalms- You would...
  • norma: I hardly know all of you pretty people
  • pyrathepyro: I got some that go BOOM! Some that light up the sky! Some that just spark on the ground
  • ted: truth or dare?...well okay
  • shankress: that game got me waaay off of life back when i was a kid
  • ted: BOOM
  • ted: for sure
  • shankress: ugh. this is all way out of hand
  • pyrathepyro: Sweet! I like your style. How much you got on you? I'll give you a discount
  • norma: Who wants to start...... -glances at Lorax-
  • thelorax: Why are you looking at me?
  • once-ler: -looks at Lorax- Yeah...you should go first. -sits down-
  • thelorax: Why?
  • shankress: *looks over at lorax*
  • pyrathepyro: -flops down- Let's get this party stared!
  • ted: *sits down* lets go.
  • thelorax: *sits down carefully*
  • once-ler: Because I'm not going first. Not it. -lightly plucks guitar strings-
  • pyrathepyro: I'LL DO IT
  • thelorax: I'm NOT going first either!
  • shankress: *stays standing on alert* i'm not playing
  • once-ler: Oh come on Shank, relax will ya?
  • norma: Fine, because none of you knows how this works. I'll begin gladly.
  • norma: I chooose.....
  • pyrathepyro: PICK ME
  • shankress: i'd rather guard for now thank you
  • ted: oh come on just play, its fun!
  • shankress: this game got me into all sorts of trouble when i was a kid. not letting it happen again
  • pyrathepyro: PICK ME OOOOOH -waves-
  • norma: -gazes around- YOU FUZZY ORANGE CRITTER
  • pyrathepyro: Aaaaw dangit
  • once-ler: Haha...
  • thelorax: What, no! This is unfair!
  • once-ler: Alright, Shanks. Suit yourself.
  • norma: Ohkay, so pick. Truth or dare?
  • shankress: *mutters to self* she did that on purpose
  • pyrathepyro: I offered to go why not pick me?
  • ted: doesn't mean it will now
  • thelorax: Fine.
  • thelorax: Fine fine fine.
  • once-ler: Because it'll be funny if mustache went
  • thelorax: Dare.
  • pyrathepyro: Hey kid when do you want your fireworks?
  • shankress: oh boy
  • norma: -Smiles- I dare you..... to cut down a tree.
  • shankress: now he's in trouble
  • once-ler: Pfffffft
  • shankress: *butts in* okay just stop right there norma!
  • pyrathepyro: That seems kinda mean
  • thelorax: ARE YOU EVEN *huffs and puffs, storms off*
  • ted: i dont think thats a very good dare...
  • once-ler: Norma please, that's just too much. oh geeze.
  • shankress: *looks angrily at norma* see i TOLD you this was a bad idea!
  • norma: -laughs hysterically- Fine, fine, that was only a joke! I'm sorry!
  • shankress: *glances at once-ler* I thought you were better than this
  • pyrathepyro: any one want to buy some sparklers?
  • once-ler: Great, now we have even more a cranky guardian.
  • norma: Do you like trees or something? I mean, Oncie, you never told me anything about these people.
  • ted: *looks around awkward*
  • once-ler: I forgot to mention...
  • norma: I didn't mean to make him leave...
  • shankress: Ugh.
  • once-ler: The Lorax is the guardian of this forest.
  • shankress: so am I!
  • norma: Please forgive me everyone
  • thelorax: *sighs and turns back around*
  • shankress: stay right where you are lorax
  • once-ler: He LOVES trees
  • norma: I would not make a guardian do that
  • pyrathepyro: -takes off goggles to clean them-
  • onceler: My fault, I didn't tell her.
  • norma: I thought the guardian was a dragon or something
  • thelorax: *is confused*
  • shankress: okay everyone just shut up so I can be the one to talk!
  • once-ler: Pfffft
  • ted: I don't think this game is going anywhere good
  • shankress: Right now, I am speaking for the trees
  • shankress: and the lorax
  • pyrathepyro: I don't a dragon would want to gurad tree they would probably burn them
  • shankress: *looks over at lorax*
  • thelorax: *sighs* Yes?
  • shankress: look, once-ler, you AND your girlfriend need to leave right now!
  • once-ler: Why?
  • shankress: you and her are causing nothing but trouble
  • shankress: just like i had expected..
  • once-ler: She doesn't mean any harm. And neither do I
  • shankress: but you ARE causing harm
  • norma: We're distrubing the peace, I suposse.
  • thelorax: *watches on...*
  • pyrathepyro: -putS goggle on- Can any of you tell me where I am?
  • shankress: that's the same thing you said when you FIRST got here
  • shankress: now look where that went
  • once-ler: -stands up quickly- Fine.
  • shankress: Next time, don't come back.
  • once-ler: Let's go Norma. I don't want to listen to this *child* anymore...
  • norma: Hey wait -stands together-
  • thelorax: *is very angry*
  • shankress: *anger heats up* OH! YOU'RE CALLING ME A CHILD?
  • once-ler: WELL YOU ARE A CHILD.
  • shankress: right. okay.
  • pyrathepyro: Guess no one listening -muches popcorn-
  • norma: I was only looking for adventure. OH IS THIS A FIGHT
  • thelorax: *jumps up*
  • shankress: i am not!
  • norma: I'll defend you my lovely bone bag!
  • ted: UGH
  • onceler: -looks down on Shanks- Normaaaaa
  • shankress: i am mature enough to speak for this forest while YOU are destroying it!
  • once-ler: I can defend myself!
  • shankress: so can i!
  • pyrathepyro: Anyone want some popcorn? It's not that burnt or anything
  • ted: yes please *takes popcorn*
  • thelorax: *mustache quivers in anger*
  • shankress: but i choose to defend the things i care about anyway
  • once-ler: Well, I. AM. NOT. GOING. TO. DESTORY. IT. WHY CAN'T YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD?!
  • thelorax: BECAUSE YOU DID BEFORE!
  • shankress: EXACTLY!
  • pyrathepyro: -leans to ted whispering- this is getting good
  • ted: I know
  • once-ler: I DID. THAT WAS THEN. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL DO IT AGAIN?!
  • thelorax: BECAUSE OLD HABITS DIE HARD.
  • norma: Woah damn, call down. Nothing is happening now. We're all eating popcorn.
  • ted: *nibbles on popcorn*
  • norma: You should explain your feelings in a song. You're good at that
  • shankress: *looks at norma* you sit over there with the rest of them