I laughed at this too much to not reblog it. Gosh…I wish I could be 12 again….
The best part is he’s voiced by a former N*Sync member. XD
I started playing this song and my and my father just kind of started humming along.
Everything about this song is perfect.
JESUS MY CHILDHOOD
April 2012
My Shiny Teeth And Me
Chip Skylark
Come on Oncie
literally me
I want to be somebody’s tumblr crush….
March 2012
- Me when I woke up: Okay! time to prepare for my party tomorrow!
- Me now: WTF it's 5 p.m???
Oh what’s this?
DARK
LIGHT
DARK
LIGHT
Entertainment for hours!
oncelers0grecklrd would make a good URL. People would ask "What the world is that??" and you would just be all "Mwahaha~ 8D ONLY I KNOW" Alternately, it'd be a hell of a name for a rock band.
oh my gosh :P
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed. Let's see if you can.
princess-once-ler-upon-a-time:
wixardchermistry
oh wow I’ve probably been writing it a lot
headcrabz
b o o m
snuggiewizaedbutt
SO CLOSE.
KIWIVY7TT
…HNNG
bBUFIraquid ouo
OnceALicoyw
Oh.
princess-once-ler-upon-a-time
no wAY I ACTUALLY
brenda0the0quioet
Not bad :I
zumidotexe
Um. I don’t type by looking at the keyboard anyway. Do I count? XD
squeeneytodd YEAH
oncelers0grecklrd
O.O
Quick Summary of the Lorax
- Ted: I like chicks.
- Chick: I like trees.
- Ted: I'll get that bitch a tree. Bitches love trees. Hey Gramma where the fuck do I get a tree?
- Gramma: Go talk to the Once-ler, he knows shit like that.
- Ted: Yo Once-ler bro how the fuck do I get a tree?
- Once-ler: Lemme tell you a story about trees.
- Ted: Do you have to?
- Once-ler: Yes. So there was this time when I had a douchebag family and then I ditched them and went off and cut down some trees to make shit with. And then this Lorax dude showed up.
- Lorax: If you cut down any more trees I will cut you.
- Once-ler: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Cool story bro.
- Lorax: I'm sorry, by 'I will cut you' I meant I will dump you into a river and leave you to drown.
- Once-ler: Woah calm thyself the fuck down bro. Jesus Christ, man. I won't cut down any more trees, happy?
- Lorax: That's chill then.
- Everybody: GIMME A FUCKIN THNEED I WANT ONE
- Once-ler: Shit shit um hey I gotta call my douchebag family over to help.
- Douchebag family: Just cut the damn trees down already you pansy.
- Once-ler: Aw why the hell not. Sure thing.
- Everybody: FUCKIN THNEEDS HELL YEAH
- Once-ler: I'm fuckin rich this is awesome.
- Lorax: What the fuck dude you promised!
- Once-ler: I didn't PINKY PROMISE, douchebag, so it didn't count.
- Lorax: Fuck you douchebag that's the last fuckin tree you just killed, good going. Have a goddamn tree seed, I'm out.
- Douchebag family: Lol fail we're out.
- Everyone: Lol I'm out man air's fuckin filthy around here.
- Once-ler: What the hell do I do now. I'm just gonna lock myself up for a couple decades and not bother planting this seed thing.
- Ted: So if you're not using it can I have it or what?
- Once-ler: Why the hell not, man, go get that chick.
- O'Hare: Woah woah everyone slow down trees will give you guys for free what I give you for 50 bucks. That's not cool man.
- Ted: Nobody gives a shit, I have a fuckin tree. Move bitch, get out the way. I'm planting this fucker.
- Chick: Oh, Mr. Ted, ooooh! You're so sexy, take me now! My body is ready!
- Gramma: Damn straight.
- Lorax: 'Bout time someone planted that damn tree. Hey Once-ler bud we're cool now, there's a tree again.
- Once-ler: That's fucking awesome, man. Gimme a hug.
- End
Tumblr Anthem
SpongeBob Ft.Penny
Tumblr’s National Anthem
Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.FOREVER REBLOG
Gets me in the feels everytime.
That penny has a beautiful voice :’)
YES. JUST YES.






